Monday, March 10, 2008

How To Make a White Man Mad

There are several way to upset a white man in the 1930s, just read the book Native Son and you'll see. However, if you haven't had a chance to read the amazing novel, just read my guidelines, an you'll be on your way to upsetting a white man!

1. First you kill a millionare's daughter, by cutting off her head by smothering her, cutting off her head and then sticking her body in the furnace to burn her bodies.

2. After you commit the perfect murder, you then come up with an allibi, and blame the deceased boyfriend; Jan, and innocent Communist who had nothing to do with the murder.

3. You then lie to a bunch of racist men and tell them you don't know anything about her kidnapping, but you think Jan had something to do with it.

4. Then, when a group of investigators come to the house, find the bones in the furnace you then creep away escaping any punishment and curiosity that you've done the killing.

5. To make them hate you, you then make them chase you and don't give up until you are cornered in the wall or in your case roof until there's nothing more but you to surrender.

6. One more thing you can do to make a white man hate you more than anything, if get a lawyer, a WHITE lawyer at that to tell the public, "he's not guilty, he has reasons for committing the murder and you racist are the one to blame." Oh yeah that should make them want to kill you themselves!

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